Benedict Cumberbatch was standing there one day, minding his own business when suddenly, there was a knock at the door.


He said, "My God, I wonder who that could be," and his accent was so very English, and wonderful, and so deep and amazing and rich and beautiful, and the person at the door responded, "I've soaked through my panties now, damn you."

Benedict Cumberbatch opened the door, his long fingers wrapping around the knob firmly, and the door quivered, but he paid it no heed, because that would be crazy, having sex with a door. So he opened it briskly, and standing there, on the doorstop, was Martin Freeman.

"I wasn't aware you wore panties," Benedict Cumberbatch said.

"That makes two of us," Martin Freeman responded, and they both laughed because they were British.

The End

Title: Being For The Benefit Of Dean Winchester
Author: Spacemonkey
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2280
Warnings: Crack. UST! The Beatles! Crack! 1965? Unnecessary swearing
Pairing: John/Paul, Dean/Cas (UST)
Summary: Dean says The Black Album; Cas prefers White, and he has the means to prove it. Set after Changing Channels

Notes: I started this fic late December, 2010, because I HAD to. It's been sitting on my hard drive since then, and every now and then I pull it out and write a bit more. But it needed to be written, because why wouldn't Dean and Cas end up in this situation in the middle of the apocalypse?

( Cas didn't understand fun )

Title: Revelations
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 447
Pairing: Dean/Castiel if you squint
Summary: His chest was tight, constricted and the vessel’s heart beat at an irregular speed. Castiel was not sure why, but it had been that way for a time.

Notes: I haven't been able to write anything for a month, a MONTH, and it's been hurting like crazy. So this was nice. Just a quick little diddy. Spoilers for Ep 4X16.


Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual person is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of Supernatural, any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


( Sam’s voice was deep, angry. Shaking from the force of it all )

Title: A Single Glance
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just like to play every now and then.
Rating: PG 13
Characters/Pairing: Pre Dean/Castiel
Warnings: The bad place down under (Not Australia)
Notes: A quick little ditty written in the midst of my hopefully long and arduous Apocalyptic saga. From Castiel's POV. Love to all!
Word Count: 570
Summary: When the war begins, so does Castiel.

( Castiel lies, and it shapes him. )

Title: Moments Of Being
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just like to play every now and then.
Rating: PG 13
Characters/Pairing: Hint of Sam/Dean, want to see it. Jess/Sam.
Warnings: Character Death, Cross dressing
Notes: I started this story back in August of 2007. Dusted it off today after finding it 1000 words off of being finished, and alas, it's COMPLETE! Go me!!! I'm glad I finished this story, at the time of conception, I thought it had a chance to be a good one. I hope I was right. Pre Show, featuring Teen!Chesters and Adult Sam.
Word Count: 3,269
Summary: Before Dad and Dean left, Sam snapped a photo of his brother. When Dean came home a bloody mess, Dad half carrying him into the room, Sam placed the photo in the pages of his battered copy of The Shining. He considered throwing it away, but they weren't really a family of photos, and Sam supposed this was one to cherish.

( Sam was twelve the first time he aimed to kill, and his father had all but dared him to pull the trigger. )

Title: Perfect
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just like to play every now and then.
Rating: PG 13
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel.
Warnings: A few colourful words. HEAVY SPOILERS FOR EP 4X14.
Notes: I loved ep 14 so much that I thought "hey, what if I made it into an AU? With Castiel?" And it seemed like such a good idea that I had to do it. And so here we are. I hope you all enjoy.
Word Count: 1,874
Summary: Castiel stood silently by the Impala's open door, watching and waiting, and he stayed silent when Dean turned to him and said, “Get in.”

( Yeah? And you’re, what, my AA sponsor? Life coach )

Title: In A Memory (1/?)
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just like to play every now and then.
Rating: PG 13
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel. Castiel's Vessel/Dean
Warnings: A few colourful words. Spoilers for all of Season 4. Character death.
Notes: My god, I'm writing still. MY DRY SPELL HAS FINISHED? I couldn't be more glad! (Now off to work). Post Apocalypse, featuring Castiel's vessel.
Word Count: 3,445
Summary: Nate Hinkley couldn't remember the Apocalypse being averted, or Castiel, or much of anything. Dean wishes he could forget.

( They said it looked like a mugging, but I’ve never heard of a mugging that lasted fourteen months. That’s a lot of time to be unaccounted for )

Title: Warmth
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just like to play every now and then.
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: Slight Dean/Castiel undertones, if you want to see it. And who wouldn't wanna?
Warnings: A few colourful words. Spoilers for all of Season 4.
Notes: I posted this on a comm last night (with quite a few mistakes that I've now rectified, fail), whilst half asleep, and realized now that I forgot to post it here, you know...where I can remember and find it. So here we go. Squee, Dean/Cas make me happy. ONLY A COUPLE WEEKS TILL SPN. SQUEE.
Word Count: 2,390
Summary: Dean likes parks. When Castiel asks why, he looks at the children on the monkey bars. "They're alive," he says and Castiel doesn't understand

( Sam’s pissed at me. I’m kinda drunk. Pissed on the seat. Stuck in a bathroom stall with an angel, you take your pick )

Title: Prayer For Redemption
Author: Spacemonkey
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,443
Pairing: Slight Dean/Sam. Castiel is in there somewhere too.
Summary: The poem is scratched on the bathroom wall in red ink. It's cheap, cheesy, something Sam would have written when he was sixteen in that book he claimed wasn't a journal but read like just that.

Notes: Taking a breather from my heavy Nano to write something...well, heavy. Damnit. But it was nice having a break from nano, even if it only was for an hour. Set in Season 4, there's some religious stuff (Hi Cas, how are you doing, bringing all this stuff into our show? Pretty? Oh, well that's good to hear!) and that's about it. So enjoy? Back to Nano, yay!


Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual person is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of Supernatural, any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


(  Dean burns. His skin leaves him, flayed off in pieces and he screams. )

Title: Smile, And Maybe Tomorrow
Author: Spacemonkey
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Word Count: 1,451
Summary: It all started with a sandwich.

Notes: What's this? TDS FIC? Yeah, I was shocked too. What can I say? The Emmy's made me do it, those WHORES. I wrote this in a stretch of half an hour...I WAS POSSESSED BY TEH DEVIL. Maybe. Erm, read and I love you all?


Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual person is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.

( Cheddar )